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Tales of a Counselor - The Halloween Intruder


by CorvusCantum

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“A Halloween Party?”

Bertrand’s

personal assistant, a Darigan Draik, stared at him with an

incredulous look as he was handed a bag full of envelopes.

“Are ya sure Lord

Kass will approve that?”

The Shadow Lenny

stared back with an excited smile, his head nodding in excitement.

“Yes, I already

asked him myself,” Bertrand replied as he grabbed onto another bag

himself. “It took a bit of convincing, but in the end he relented.

It’s a perfect opportunity for him to strengthen his relationship

with the other Neopian lands .”

The Draik looked

through the bag, his eyes darting from one side to another, looking

through a handful of envelopes at a time. It was clear he was looking

for something specific.

“No,” the Lenny

replied before the Draik could even ask. “No representatives of

Meridell for this one. We want to keep an amicable environment. With

their previous actions and Skarl’s awful attitude… Nothing good

can come from it.”

“Besides, if we

invite him, King Hagan won’t come. We all know Brightvale is a much

more reliable ally.”

The Draik rolled

his eyes slightly and shrugged. “Well, ya ain’t wrong about

that.”

“Please bring

that bag to the royal couriers,” Bertrand instructed him, as he

placed a second bag of invitations over his shoulder. “I’ll make

sure to deliver these ones myself.”

“Whatever ya

say,” the Draik grumbled as he stepped out of the room.

Now by himself, the

Lenny clenched his hands around the strap of his bag and frowned.

Ever since he had been assigned to be Lord Kass’ minister of

foreign affairs, he had been looking to prove himself as more than

just a personality hire. He hoped the event would convince the other

ministers and counselors of his worth.

Bertrand took a

deep breath and relaxed his grip, he knew he could handle it. As a

Neovian himself, there was no one in the Citadel more qualified than

him to organize a Halloween party. And what best way for Lord Kass to

mingle with other leaders, than with a celebration for which the

Citadel’s aesthetics lent themselves perfectly?

The young Neovian

searched through the envelopes for any familiar names and made his

way outside the office, heading towards the different Ministers’

offices to invite them to the party.



◊ ◊ ◊



The reflection of a

Darigan Eyrie’s red piercing eyes turned towards Bertrand. Lord

Kass sat in front of his vanity as he inspected the makeup over his

face; the shape of a skull had been painted all over it.

Days had passed

since the invitations had been sent out. Bertrand had worked

tirelessly to make the best Halloween party the Citadel had ever had,

which granted, was an easy task with this being the very first. But

the Lenny had made sure to make all necessary arrangements to make it

one hard to beat.

“Are you sure

about this?” the ex-general grumbled as he rubbed his fingers over

his right eye, removing a clump of white makeup.

“Don’t mess

with it, I worked really hard on that!” Bertrand said.

“I’m not, some

of it got on my eyelids,” Lord Kass replied. “Now answer the

question.”

Bertrand stared

down, nervously fidgeting with his bowtie. He had dressed himself as

a Funerary Director, and thought a Halloween Eyrie-inspired look

would look good on Lord Kass.

“Well, back in my

University years, I hosted multiple successful Halloween parties,”

Bertrand replied, undoing his bowtie unknowingly. “As long as we

have good music, plenty of food, and keep everyone engaged and

entertained, the party should go without a hitch.”

Lord Kass stood up

from his vanity, and took a couple of slow, heavy steps towards the

much smaller Lenny. He leaned down to grab Bertrand’s bowtie and

tie it up again.

“You talk like

you got everything under control,” the Eyrie said, his voice deep

and serious. “But you always fidget when you’re nervous.”

The Eyrie redid

Bertrand’s bowtie, then stared at him directly in the eyes from

just a few inches apart. Kass’ usual frown softened into a

sarcastic smile. “Better keep your hand away from that tie, I won’t

be around to redo it all night,” he joked at last, before standing

back up.

“T-Thank you,”

Bertrand said, his face turned red from embarrassment after having

his bluff called out with such ease. “I’ll go make sure

everything is ready to receive the diplomats.”

The Lenny turned

around and hurried out of the room, before the soft-yet-firm pull of

Kass’ hand on his shoulder stopped him in his tracks.

“I didn’t mean

to make you doubt yourself, I’ve just never been the most social

person,” the Eyrie admitted in a softer tone. “I trust you. If

you think this will help the Citadel build stronger bonds with our

possible allies, I’ll follow your lead.”

Bertrand turned

back and smiled at the Eyrie, feeling reassured.

“I- No… We got

this,” the Lenny said with a reassuring smile.

Lord Kass smiled

back.



◊ ◊ ◊




The music of a

string quartet filled the Darigan Citadel Castle’s Ballroom as

representatives of each land mingled with each other. Lord Kass made

sure to welcome each one of them with an occasional friendly reminder

from Bertrand on who was who as they approached him to thank him for

the invitation.

To Kass and

Bertrand’s surprise, every dignitary and Neopian leader present had

attended the party in costume. Many of them had taken the costume

party as an excuse to outshine the others with the most extravagant

of costumes. Of particular notice were Queen Amira, who had shown up

wearing a multi-layered gown inspired by Halloween Aishas, and toped

by a red, devilish tiara; King Roo had dressed himself up as Orig the

Great, he had added a few balloons under the suit to fake musculature

and would enthusiastically flex for anyone who approached him; and

King Hagan, who had dressed himself as the Neopian Philharmonic

Conductor, and had to repeatedly explain his costume to other guests.

Outside of the

castle, it seemed to be a windy night, clouds had gathered over the

Darigan Citadel’s sky and threatened the party with rain. But

inside the castle’s walls, there was no reason to pay notice to

such inconveniences.

It had been a

couple hours since the party had started and once introductions were

done with (which always came with an observation about the weather),

the Lenny took a moment to check in on how the staff were doing.

“The cooks are

bringing a new batch of Turtum Shell and Assorted Berries salad,” a

Darigan Wocky reported as she eyed one of the Brightvale

representatives assaulting the fancy cheeses section. “We are

running out of cheese, though.”

“That’s odd,”

the Lenny said, mostly to himself. “I made sure to order plenty.”

“I’ll ask the

staff to look for them, maybe they’ve been misplaced.”

“No, no… Let’s

just ration them a bit more, we could compensate for it if we add

more cured meats to the display.”

The Wocky nodded

and walked towards the kitchen to deliver the instructions.

The Lenny then

walked towards the manager in charge of the event’s music, who

turned towards him with a look of dismay.

“It’s a

disaster,” the ancient Blue Scorchio whispered, his body trembling.

“She won’t perform!”

“Who won’t

perform?”

“The guitarist we

hired!” the director replied in a whispered scream. “She’s lost

her lucky guitar pick and now refuses to play without it. She says

she won’t play in front of royalty without her lucky pick.”

“What does it

look like? I’ll have some of the guards look for it.”

“She says it’s

a golden pick, gifted to her by her grandma,” the elderly Blue

Scorchio replied. “It’s very shiny.”

“Go get some

guards from the barracks and have them look for it with her,”

Bertrand said. “Have them retrace her steps and look the

surrounding areas.”

“But what shall

we do in the meantime? The quartet hasn’t had a break and they’ve

almost run through their whole set.”

“I will play

something in the harpsichord while they take a breather and figure

out what to play next. Go look for that pick, and I will let them

know.”

The Scorchio nodded

and rushed outside through one of the hallways in the back. Bertrand

followed him with his eyes before turning around and bumping into

something, no, someone.

The Lenny raised

his eyes to find Lord Kass looking down on him.

“I’ve never

seen that old Scorchio run this fast ever before,” Lord Kass said.

“What is going on?”

“Some silly pick

went missing,” the Lenny replied with a frown. “Please don’t

pay it any mind, go mingle with the others, I’ve got it under

control.”

The Eyrie looked

stunned at the Lenny, then smiled deviously. Kass had grown to

recognize that frown of his after many months working together.

Bertrand always seemed so nervous and coy, but when things called for

action, he always found a way to hold the fort. That was exactly the

reason he had chosen him for that position: His determination when

faced by an unexpected challenge.

“Very well,

then,” the ex-general said, smugly. “I shall leave you to it.”

The Lenny walked

towards the quartet and nodded at them as they turned at him. They

calmly transitioned into the end of their melody and slowly but

surely, their music faded away.

By the time they

were done, Bertrand had laid his funerary director’s jacket next to

him on the seat, and rolled over the sleeves of his shirt to allow

his wings to move through the keyboard without them getting in the

way.

As the Lenny pushed

his wings towards the keys, two large windows swung open. The

slamming sound drowned out the sound of the harpsichord. A strong

gust of wind accompanied the racket, extinguishing all of the lights

in the ballroom.

Bertrand turned his

head around and saw a shadow fly across the ballroom as lightning

flashed through the Citadel’s skies, soon followed by the rain,

which was now being blown into the ballroom.

A couple shrieks of

horror filled the air.

“What happened?”

“Who turned the

lights out?!”

“Did anyone else

see that shadow?”

“It’s the orb’s

curse! It’s come to claim more victims!” a final voice called

out.

The crowd went

silent for a second, and suddenly the panicked mutterings of the

attendees overpowered any attempt from the hosts to calm things down.

Then, a much larger

shadow swooped into the air, its large wings spreading far and wide

across the ballroom. And a deep, assertive, familiar voice broke

through the panicked chattering.

“Stay calm!”

Lord Kass announced, flapping his wings to stay in place. “There is

no reason to think the Orb’s curse has come back.

“Meridell was not

affected when we recovered it, and it’s been a year since it was

destroyed. There’s no reason to suspect this is the Orb’s doing.”

The crowd went

mostly silent, save for a few whispers.

“Please allow my

people to pull everything back together,” the Eyrie said. “And I

assure you, this will be a celebration to remember.”

Kass slowed down

the flapping of his wings and glided towards Bertrand.

“Think you can

start over?” Lord Kass asked, but the Lenny didn’t respond.

The ex-general

turned to look at his minister of foreign affairs, who seemed

entranced, his eyes fixed on a corner of the ballroom.

“Bertrand?” the

Eyrie asked.

“I think I saw a

shadow fly towards that corner,” the Lenny said, pointing with his

beak.

A pair of maids

walked towards the window and closed it once again, securing it in

place. This was followed by a large group of servants, who made their

way into the room with lit candelabras in their hands, they spread

across the room, strategically placing them around the ballroom,

lighting it back up.

The attendees tried

to ignore the recent scare and go back to the festivities, some

showing off the intricacies of their costumes to each other. A few of

them trying to remember what they had been talking about before the

interruption.

Bertrand took one

of the candelabra’s that was set on the catering table, and walked

towards the corner he had pointed out; the Darigan Eyrie followed

close behind. A few heads turned towards them as they walked across

the ballroom. With each step he made towards the corner, he noticed a

pair of shrieks growing clearer and clearer.

The Lenny raised

the candelabra towards the ceiling, revealing the source of the

“curse” that had befallen the party.

A nest sat on top

of a curtain rack, a Crokabek sticked its head out from it, looking

back at Bertrand with an unwelcoming look. The Crokabek cawed at him

and the crowd that now had turned their attention towards the

intruder. From its nest, two baby Crokabeks with barely a few

feathers also popped their heads out and stared down, then stared at

their mother, opening their hungry mouths and shrieking for more

food. Bertrand moved the candelabra to the side, illuminating a large

clump that rested on the opposite side of the nest, it was a

collection of shiny little trinkets, on top of which the golden

guitar pick stood out.

“That’s my

missing lucky pick!” a white Ixi exclaimed from within the crowd.

“I can’t play without it!”

The Lenny turned

around and looked at the nearby guests, he noticed a red Elephante

holding a plate of fancy cheeses. Then he remembered the missing

wheels of cheese.

“I am very sorry

to ask, but may I have your plate?” Bertrand asked with a polite

smile. “I’m sure you wouldn’t mind sharing your food with a

couple hungry infants.”

The Elephante gave

him a painful smile and nodded, reluctantly handing over his plate.

The Shadow Lenny

lifted the plate up towards the Crokabek. Who leaned her head

sideways, skeptically looking at the plate of cheese, then at

Bertrand, and back to the plate.

“I know what

you’re thinking, but I don’t think she’ll be leaving her chicks

alone anytime soon,” the Eyrie said in a hushed tone. “Not with

this crowd staring.”

The Lenny sighed.

“I figured.”

Lord Kass took the

plate and lifted himself towards the curtain rack. The Crokabek

immediately flapped her wings, her feathers raising up as it readied

itself to attack the approaching Eyrie.

The ex-general

raised the plate towards the mother and its hungry chicks, but in

response, he received only pecks and bites from the protective

mother. He remained unmoved as the Crokabek viciously attacked his

hand, but it soon realized he was not fighting back.

“Come on, grab

some food for your chicks,” the Darigan Eyrie said. “They sound

hungry.”

The Crokabek stared

back at him for a couple seconds, then quickly grabbed a cube of

cheese. Kass shook his wings just enough to remain in place as the

mother chewed on it and promptly fed it to her babies.

As the petpet

leaned over to grab a second cube, Lord Kass spoke to it once again.

“You can have all

of these and more, but I ask you to return that pick,” he said in a

gentle tone, while pointing at the Ixi artist’s lucky charm.

The Crokabek

followed the Eyrie’s finger, looked at the pick, then at the cheese

and back at Lord Kass. It seemed like she was pondering her options

for a second, then she grabbed the pick, placing it on the plate,

before grabbing all the cheese cubes one by one.

“Thank you,”

the ex-general said as he once again, descended back to the ballroom

floor.

The crowd chattered

in amusement as Lord Kass handed Bertrand the lucky pick.

“Someone told me

all a party needs is good music, plenty of food, and keeping the

guests entertained,” the Eyrie said with a smug smile. “I think

we are missing one of those, why don’t you help us with that?”

Bertrand chuckled.

“I’ll see what I can do.”



◊ ◊ ◊


Bertrand stood on

the hallway leading from the ballroom to the foyer as he stared

through the window. The storm had mostly subsided, leaving only a

light drizzle behind.

“That was an

excellent job,” Lord Kass’ imposing voice echoed across the hall

as he stepped out of the ballroom.

“You really think

so?”

“Absolutely!”

The Lenny gave a

big sigh of relief.

“For a moment

there I almost thought everything was going to end in disaster,”

Bertrand admitted. “You did a fantastic job calming everyone down.”

“I could say the

same about you,” the Eyrie replied. “You were quick on your toes.

I heard so from the caterer and the musical director.

“And some of the

guests were talking among themselves about how observant you were, no

one else had noticed the Crokabek until you pointed it out.”

“Well, I heard a

couple attendees swooning over that display of yours with the

Crokabek,” Bertrand said. “Ladies really like men who are kind to

petpets.”

Kass chuckled to

himself. “Well, I hope that improves my approval rating.”

“I’m sure it

will.”

“It’s a shame

we found that pick, though,” the Eyrie said, looking out the

window.

“Hm?”

“I think the

guests would have preferred listening to you play the harpsichord,”

Kass elaborated, placing his hand on top of the Lenny’s. “I know

I would have.”

Bertrand turned to

look at the ex-general, shocked by his sudden affection. The two

stood silently for a few seconds, the Lenny gave Kass’ hand a

gentle squeeze before finally working up the courage to speak.

“Well, the night

is still young… I could play a few songs, if you’re not heading

off for the night yet, my Lord.”

“I would be

pleased to lend an ear.”

 



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